Read the previous post to better understand. This is a true in-game story.

Looking for a challenge, I decided to choose to start as a Tourist. Tourists get lots of food and money as well as useful utilities, but have frickin' useless stats and start off with a Hawaiian t-shirt and bare hands. Cool?
Suffice to say that I find myself falling through a pit trap, separated from my pet war-dog, and landed somewhere in the dungeon that I have never seen before. After picking myself up, I equip a dagger. Big mistake. The dagger had been cursed, so it has poor stats and I can't dequip it. So I wander through the dungeon with the dagger welded to my hand, along with an orcish helmet. I then get confronted by a hobgoblin, so I stab the shit out of him, but he damages me to really low hp. So I rest there in the room to recover hp for a while after looting his corpse as well as eat a food ration, but then two kobold zombies show up. I fire blessed darts at them, but they just soak it up, so I run like hell. I get cornered in a dead-end corridor, so what do I do? I pull out an expensive camera and photograph the closer guy! The zombie is blinded by the flash and flees, but bumps into his buddy behind him. I take the opportunity to backstab him, then as he falls to the ground his friend slashes at me. I still have terminally low hp and am cornered in a dead-end corridor all this time, you understand? So I pull my camera again and blind him, then smack him upside the face with my cursed dagger. I make a break for it so my hp can recharge, but it turns out there's a jackal behind the kobold zombies all this time, and a sewer rat behind said jackal, AND a gnome lord behind the sewer rat. So I frantically snapshot everyone and slice and dice through the mix, and I take like another hit. I stumble out of the dead-end corridor, alive.
I'm at about 2hp out of 15hp, the fecking dagger is STILL welded to my hand, and I still have a half-eaten food ration that I haven't finished, but I'm alive. Ohh yes.