chinkeeyong's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Warfare: 1917]

Wow. Just wow.

This game is amazing!

The entire idea of taking WWI trench warfare and trimming it down into such a beautifully simple game is fantastic. The game feels responsive and incredibly moody, with my troops dying like animals from artillery fire or giving them extra rations of rum to boost morale (lol); the art was amazingly grungy and realistic, and the actions of the troops all seem very real. The core gameplay is addictive, the WWI flavor gives it a distinctive and powerful feel, and everything just flat out meshes together. This game is awe-inspiring.

[Z-Rox]

Awesome

Though deceptively simple, a great idea lies behind this game and it's fun, puzzling and addictive. This game doesn't need graphics, and its beauty lies in its simplicity. This is the kind of game I aspire to make. Bravo, Evil-Dog.

To StickCLQCK: The answer is %u03C0 (pi). Didn't you learn anything in geometry class?

Evil-Dog responds:

Nice nice! Glad you liked it :)

[Alien Shooter Game]

Meh.

That pretty much sums up my feelings towards this game. The animation, as people below me have noted, was pretty darn awesome, but the game is way, way, WAY too easy and it got boring quickly. If you could do something to make the level more interesting, such as adding moving platforms or a visible progression in the level, feel free to do it; right now, the background is very plain and there's not much to do.

[Warm-up Workout]

Not bad, but has two fatal flaws.

This flash is actually pretty good. The animation looks kind of low-budget and the colors are kinky, but the progamming and concept are pretty good. Unfortunately, there are two problems which prevent me from giving a higher score.
First up is that the framerate is far, far too slow. 12fps is no way to make a game. For a rhythm-based game, 30fps is the minimum. Keystrokes register slower, the game feels laggy and unresponsive; the controls may not feel bad to you, but they do to me.
Second is that it's way too hard to see the arrows coming down. Semitransparent arrows may look nifty, but they are achingly hard to see and slow the framerate even more than necessary. Solid arrows are much better. I am a skilled rhythm game player, but how can I do the exercises when I can't see the steps?
Try re-uploading the game with this fixed. It's only a matter of changing a few animations and typing in a couple numbers. Until then, you get a 6 out of 10 from me.

-CKY

willcheng responds:

Hello and thanks for the detailed review.

The game is 30fps so not sure why you think it's 12fps. The gameplay is relatively slow but this is because we're appealing to women young and old to take part in Race for Life which is a charity event to raise funds for research into the prevention and cure of cancer.

The see-through arrows are part of Cancer Research's brand guidelines and as it is a game for them we have to adhere to that.

[Boxhead The Zombie Wars]

Pwnage.

Pardon me, but this is the MOST FUCKING AWESOME GAME THIS SIDE OF THE PLANET. EVER !!!!!
The graphics rock but don't lag, the weapons are fun fun fun and very varied (though the airstrike is kind of useless), the enemies work well, the maps are well-designed, the options are nice and the whole thing comes together to make AN INCREDIBLE GAMING EXPERIENCE THAT MAKES ALIEN HOMINID LOOK LIKE CLOUD JUMPERS!!!111111
No criticism, man. No criticism.

[ROFLattack!]

Ahahaha!

This submission had me ROFLing. ASCII art? The helicopter as the player? "WTFbombs" and "OMG missiles"!? Incredibly original and funny, especially the death animations XD
However, IMHO the level was a bit bland. You could have coloured the text (lol) or perhaps added some foreground scenery that scrolls by! There needs to be some more levels and maybe cutscenes (OMG, ASCII cutscenes! lololol)

Summary: The freshest submission I've seen, ever. Keep it up!

[Special Mission]

Metal Slug RULES!

Yeah, the name says it all. And to everyone who says it's Japanese, it's Chinese actually. I can understand every character of it. Thank you. :D

BTW: WTF does every single damn non-Chinese-or-Japanese-speake r think Chinese is Japanese for goodness sake!? It's not like they're very similar, there's the lack of kana in Chinese and all that SHIT! Goddamn anyone who mistakes the two languages! Grrr! Stupid friggin' assuming Europeans!

Yay.

[DragonFable: FireSpawn]

Cool

Yeah, AQ's minigames are always fun, and THIS IS NOT STOLEN YOU RETARDED IMBECILES. AQ, DQ, EBILGAMES AND DANBATTLEON ARE ALL THE SAME FRIGGIN' ORGANIZATION!!! Phew.

[Artifission RPG chp0]

Pretty cool

It's great; your drawings are good (though not excellent lol) and the game is interesting. You can program well, that's for sure. BTW, anyone who says this is like FF is a fag. _All_ RPGs are like FF, dumbasses. Improve your controls and interface (wtf, no menu?) a little, and your game could be fantabulous!

CKY

[A Random Generator]

LOL!!!

My best were:
The retard cut open the keyboard
The fat guy bathed the stool

And for goodness sake, stop using lame filters. KTHXBYE.